:: Thursday, October 09, 2003 ::
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
:: Kelly 6:05 PM [+] ::
I'm really getting into FF7 again because of the whole hyper, hyperness of the movie. So much that after completing FF6 on somebody's...laptop, I am going to play VII again because it is the best. EVER. I never completed that game until I had EVERYTHING there was on offer. Emerald, Ruby, Knights of the Round, the nifty lil materia you get from the white chocobo, ultimate weps, limits, you name it. Even tried my hand at reviving Aerith. Alas, she'll never rise to haunt us again in the western versions of the game. The translators couldn't be bothered to finish the story properly so the part where you can revive her is cut out. Heh, who can blame them? No loss to me. It was only my intention as a FF ultra geek that I would've preferred to bring her back. I wanted her Final Limit. I wanted everything. EVERYTHING.
After many years, I'm very close to seeing the ending to FF6. I still have my snes, universal adapter and FF6...the game plays fine UNTIL you reach the ending where it crashes and you get nothing but a blank screen and music. ALL that HARD work for a blank screen and some music! GAH! Happens on all copies of FF6 played through a universal adapter. So I wasn't alone in my sorrow until..emulators. YAY!
How easy is it to start an FF7 rumor? I'd say, VERY EASY. Man, there's some crap floating around out there on the web.
- Touch the glass fish in the City of the Ancients to be teleported to Aerith's grave.
It doesn't matter HOW many times you play with that fish, hun -it's not taking you ANYWHERE. And I've TRIED it. =P
- There are two extra spaces in my party. I've heard revived Aerith and Sephiroth joins you..
If you own a western copy, you've been told incorrectly on both counts.
However, there IS a way to have Sephiroth in your team. Though, it's not part of the storyline. You'll need to cheat using a GameShark. And as I said before, Aerith is MEANT to come back before the Northern Crater. She was not included in the pal version as this was the first major rpg on the Playstation AND a first for the series in 3D. This game was rushed by developers so it would be out in time for the mad, spending spree hell that is Christmas.
As most will already know, you can see a glitch in the game at the Church in the Slums. Known as Aerith's Ghost or to me, Money Grabbin' Biatch. Aerith AND the developers.
- "This guy are sick." And 'The General'.
Oooh, BAD translation, ahoy! I'm talking about the guy who lives in a pipe in the Slums. The really ill guy...he's got mako posioning..know who I'm talking about now? Well, he's the first part of the quest to revive Aerith. A guy simply known as 'The General', is contacted via him. The General will tell that you need to defeat Emerald Weapon to receive a SPECIAL materia called, 'Underwater Breathing Equipment'. You then take this SPECIAL materia to the City of the Ancients to swim underwater to Aerith's grave....bleh...AND I stop here because it is one BIG pile of shit. So steamy and big, I can almost smell it. DON'T even try this rumor out. Please, it's a waste of your time. And, yes, I WAS a lil fooled by this. AND so were many, MANY others...
So, how EASY is it to start an FF7 rumor? Let's find out for ourselves...
Try to fool as many peeps as you can with these babies....(Sephiroth rumors ALWAYS work wonders for the pranker).
^SEPHIROTH IN FFVI^
^EXCLUSIVE: SEPHIROTH APPEARS AGAIN IN FFII^
Many thanks to Fuzzy Devil and Andrea - I had a right ol' laugh.
:: Kelly 5:40 PM [+] ::
^That's there because somehow it pleases me.^
:: Kelly 5:01 PM [+] ::